when you drink the water and the tummy go sploosh sploosh

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“why” “because i said so” good one mom you should be a lawyer

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Anonymous: 1 2 3. You should post a photo of yourself. We never get to see your beautiful face dear.

I’m so confused; is it the questions you’d like me to answer? If it is, then

1) I always wake up cranky. Always.

2) I don’t see why not, I’m 15 and they’d be 18. It’s merely a 3 year difference.

3) I can’t really say, I’m friends with more boys online and more girls offline. Weird. I don’t know.

And my face? Don’t do this to me. I look shit.

But anyway thank you anon, you’re wonderful.


sorry mom you’ve hit ask limit

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you ever think about the other sperm you beat out to exist?

the astronauts?

the rappers?

the concert pianists?

but you, the tumblr blogger

you won

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Someone (Anyone) KIK me? - surra.mirlali


My dad just yelled “I SWEAR I’LL CUT OFF WHAT’S LEFT OF YOUR DICK IF YOU FUCKING TOUCH MY COKE DON’T YOU DARE” and I came in the room like what the fuck and it was my dad holding up a shoe and my cat sitting by a glass of coca-cola with his paw almost touching inside of it and both of them didn’t even break eye contact with each other

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I just realised that yawning doesn’t signify that you’re asleep


everyone in harry potter treated luna like she was crazy for believing in weird shit like they didn’t go to wizard high school

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you know i can’t be found with you

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