“why” “because i said so” good one mom you should be a lawyer
I’m so confused; is it the questions you’d like me to answer? If it is, then
1) I always wake up cranky. Always.
2) I don’t see why not, I’m 15 and they’d be 18. It’s merely a 3 year difference.
3) I can’t really say, I’m friends with more boys online and more girls offline. Weird. I don’t know.
And my face? Don’t do this to me. I look shit.
But anyway thank you anon, you’re wonderful.
Someone (Anyone) KIK me? - surra.mirlali
My dad just yelled “I SWEAR I’LL CUT OFF WHAT’S LEFT OF YOUR DICK IF YOU FUCKING TOUCH MY COKE DON’T YOU DARE” and I came in the room like what the fuck and it was my dad holding up a shoe and my cat sitting by a glass of coca-cola with his paw almost touching inside of it and both of them didn’t even break eye contact with each other
I just realised that yawning doesn’t signify that you’re asleep