theimpolitecanadian:

when you drink the water and the tummy go sploosh sploosh

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“why” “because i said so” good one mom you should be a lawyer

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Anonymous: 1 2 3. You should post a photo of yourself. We never get to see your beautiful face dear.

I’m so confused; is it the questions you’d like me to answer? If it is, then

1) I always wake up cranky. Always.

2) I don’t see why not, I’m 15 and they’d be 18. It’s merely a 3 year difference.

3) I can’t really say, I’m friends with more boys online and more girls offline. Weird. I don’t know.

And my face? Don’t do this to me. I look shit.

But anyway thank you anon, you’re wonderful.

octobra:

sorry mom you’ve hit ask limit

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frantzfandom:

you ever think about the other sperm you beat out to exist?

the astronauts?

the rappers?

the concert pianists?

but you, the tumblr blogger

you won

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sherrocked:

My dad just yelled “I SWEAR I’LL CUT OFF WHAT’S LEFT OF YOUR DICK IF YOU FUCKING TOUCH MY COKE DON’T YOU DARE” and I came in the room like what the fuck and it was my dad holding up a shoe and my cat sitting by a glass of coca-cola with his paw almost touching inside of it and both of them didn’t even break eye contact with each other

(Source: amovible, via hellacourn)

I just realised that yawning doesn’t signify that you’re asleep

rnedia:

everyone in harry potter treated luna like she was crazy for believing in weird shit like they didn’t go to wizard high school

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mattys1975:

you know i can’t be found with you

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