cremebuns:

emeralddragoness:

cremebuns:

A man just walked past me and said “excuse me, but you look very nice tonight darlin” I said thank you and he said you’re welcome and walked off. And that is how you compliment a woman without harassing them

No, that is still unsolicited, and thus, harassment. No amount of “darlins” is gonna make me not want to punch your ass for coming on to me without provocation.

GOD

SHUT UP

UR SO STUPID

(via invanity-wetrust)

petit-ouji:

[AGGRESSIVELY PROCRASTINATES FOR THREE HOURS ON SOMETHING THAT COULD HAVE BEEN FINISHED IN 30 MINUTES]

(Source: kittypurryde, via lalunesong)

duplication:

studies show its always my fault

(Source: duplication, via sadlymaddie)

trust:

trust:

i just dropped my iphone in the bath

now its syncing

(via arab--money)

joshhutchercat:

my heart says yes but my mom says no

(via a-trickofthetail)

legalmexican:

when you learn a new word and start seeing it everywhere

(via silently-speaking)

spaghettl:

on my grave i want VIP not RIP

(Source: eggyolk1, via lost-in-jacks-stereo)

townsvillain:

pesterlogs:

calm the F down

f

(via rachell-queen-of-the-underworld)

sniffing:

do u ever accidentally slam the door on your parents after an argument and then have to sit there praying to god to help u through the ensuing shit storm that you know is about to go down

(via desigmz)